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Why summer sucks!

Hi y'all

I'm probably gonna be the most impopular person this orb we call earth has ever seen (okay I can think of a few humans worse than me but still...) most people will not like my next sentence and I'm probably gonna break some feeble little feelings but I don't care. I need to say this: SUMMER SUCKS BALLS!! Why?

Well first off: it is either too hot to have a nice run which means you have to get up at ungodly hours just because you do have that training sessions going on because fuck yeah...marathon ain't gonna frekkin run itself..OOOOR all hell ends up right above your head leaving you drenched to the bone and completely moritified because of that incredible thunderstorm you got caught up in. And than there's the BUGS. So many frekking bugs....My arms have been under attack by f if I know what kind of asshole bug but it ITCHES....soooooo badly....it itches like there's bugs crawling under my skin. I am not kidding you!! AND to top it off....I ATE A BUG....seriously...I ate one!! AND DID I MENTION I'm a pescotarian??!! A GD fly flew into my mouth and I swallowed it right after it nearly choked me. 

Now that is not the end of it...ooohnooo...summer burns your skin even if you did apply a factor 50 sunscreen that is sweatproof and reaks of sticky tropical beach and won't properly come off in the shower thus making the stuff pointless as is. Pffff and food...I have to eat because marathon-me will eat my muscles if I don't but the weather is too intens to get any craving at all so I end up eating either soup or salad.

Also...the summer runners....the ones that creep out of their hibernation pidgeon holes, dress up like barbie and run like Phoebe with like 6 other Phoebes completely blocking all your space  so you have to slow down which I really don't wanna do because all I want is for the hot mess called running to end.

Summer sucks. It sucks. I'm sorry all you summer beach hippies but I can't wait for my favorite season to begin. I want this hot daunting sweat shit to end. Not because I don't like stretching out on a huge beach towel and going for a swim to cool off, hang in the sun and have a BBQ with friends or just have an amazing time with my super amazing husband man....NOOOOO I want this over with because I need my space and I need my runs and summer is messing it all up. So summer sucks balls and I wish fall was here.

That's it for now,
keep it unreal and make it happen
no limits no regrets
until we read again, as always
love Marlies




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